Poetry Corner!
here we go with the amazing train journey poetry, all criticism welcome on the comments page, in the form of poems preferably)....you can try and guess who did which ones, Ill stick them on in the order they were written....
They're best read in a comedy european accent of your choice.
2 spoons.
We have two spoons,
that we don't need,
But Linsey thinks we might,
We got them for some yoghurt eating,
For yoghurt late at night,
We didn't eat the yoghurt,
It wasnt allowed to fly,
So now we have two spoons with us,
And thats the reason why.
Museo de Jamon
In old Madrid Town,
The pigs wear a frown,
They know what lies in store,
A building has taken,
Every slice of bacon,
And displayed them like never before,
Ham, Ham
We have left Madrid, but your magic lives on,
In our hearts, our minds,
our every waking thought,
Are sausages, salami,
Stickey ribs and pork.
Street Entertainment
Robot man makes a BEEP,
Every time he moves,
Conehead man just seems asleep,
until coins kickstart his groove,
Tangoman was upside down,
as bent as bent can be!
But the king of them all was Graterman,
Cos he could cut the cheese.
Porn shoot through the tourists eyes
Oh, naked lady in the fountain,
modelling for a dirty mag,
Why don't you put some clothes on,
You naughty little slag.
Japanese Businessmen
Whoa! We are the drunken Japanese businessmen,
Hey! We're in Madrid and we're here to paint the town!
Yo! Lets go up this street, I'm demonstrating acumen,
Oh! Mr. Morita is kissing Mr. Brown.
Spanish Commercials
I like your jingle, Spanish commercial,
I just don't understand what you're trying to sell.
Opticians
The Spanish love their glasses, contact lenses too.
There are seven opticians on every street,
When there really should only be two.
Take a break, an ode
I am travelling through Spain,
A European tour,
All my dreams are coming true, and there is still so much more!
So what is troubling my amazing time,
With the man I dearly love,
How can I be even slightly sad,
When there are blue skies up above?
Alas there is no "Take a break",
There are no true life stories,
Of women who get labour pains,
and surgery, very gory.
Where are my household tips and bootsale buys,
My teen mum tales and trolly dashes?
I am finding it hard to cope right now,
My sadness rarely passes...
Take a breakdown
"Closer" magazine is shite,
"Full House" is a fake,
"Pick me up"'s for morons,
Give me "Take a Break!"
12 hour train journey to Nice on Sunday, think of the creative gems that we'll come up with then!
Cheers all....
posted by Enid Blyton @ 12:04 AM
3 Comments:
Spanish Commercials is definately my favourite poem, take a breakdown was also a classic though. I felt I could really relate to it, having read pick me up just yesterday. My son's a sheep was one of the cover stories...he wasn't you know. just liked sheep. bloody sensationalist nonsense. I read it from cover to cover.
Love Brent,
Linsey
I agree with Brent. However, Because mum and dad can't use t'internet i have to print you travellers tales off for them. This is costing me a fortune in printing ink. Please update once a week.
yours sincerely
Concerned of Buckhaven
p.s. are you and mark going to make this a show at next years Edinburgh festival - i believe hugh grant and lorraine kelly are free for auditions!!
Linsey
I agree with Brent. However, Because mum and dad can't use t'internet i have to print you travellers tales off for them. This is costing me a fortune in printing ink. Please update once a week.
yours sincerely
Concerned of Buckhaven
p.s. are you and mark going to make this a show at next years Edinburgh festival - i believe hugh grant and lorraine kelly are free for auditions!!
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